Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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