i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
