The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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