Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my poor anus
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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