I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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