I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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