if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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