I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Floor bacon is actually really good
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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