the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.