thus making me awesome and them whores
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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