but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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