pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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