So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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