Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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