I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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