i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.