Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It was confusing and full of hummus
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him