So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
