Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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