Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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