he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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