Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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