wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
