Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
