i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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