i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
