STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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