i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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