I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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