We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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