Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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