U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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