your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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