I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize