Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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