One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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