good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I am naked and annoyed.
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