I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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