You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
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I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize