PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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