they need to just BURY HIM!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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