Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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