some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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