Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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