Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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