lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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