so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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