She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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