Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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