no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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