i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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