I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Drunk is not a location!
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