and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
where am i from again
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
