I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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