Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
sarcasm needs its own font
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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