Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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