after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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