I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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